You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You sold 300 junk items.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game without selling any items.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've spent $500.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You befriended your father.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You completed your first day in South Park.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
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