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I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!

What went wrong?

I Used 50 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game!

I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth!

I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game!

I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game!

I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game!

I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll!

B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero!

A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing!

I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks!

How do you get more Awesome than a mere A?

Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby!

5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained!

10% chance to save the Earth, let's go!

10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy!

20% chance to save the Earth, let's go!

25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day!

50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now!

50,000 points isn't bad, right?

..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me!

100,000 points. Piece of cake!

..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh?

200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed!

Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!*

Half a million points, just a walk in the park!

Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya?

I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points and

a silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm?

I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement!

Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow!

haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you!

When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say!

I'm totally BAE.. "Busy As Ever"!!

I went all in and bought M.E.S.A protection !!

I'm Soooo Dizzy! Weeee! Maximum Rotation Speed!!

Don't Mess With Me! I'm a Bad Bad Man!

Gotta mission to save the world.. Momma didn't raise no fool!

I didn't mean to shoot the one chance I had at saving you..

I Took them Triple Points of "K-OS" and I did NOT die!

That horrible vaporous red evil space blob ATE me! OMG!

I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock!

That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble!

I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"!

They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship!

Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it!

They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror!

Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life!

Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth!

Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me!

Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up!

I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium!

OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?!

Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'!

..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'!

Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space!

..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold.

I just went Platinum baby!

..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong!

I found something pretty decent called "iridium"!

When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil!

It's bluer than the Earth back home.

It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family!

This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen!

It's called nickel and worth only slightly more!

Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions!

...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off!

Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew!

..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot!

If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often!

$250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh!

Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service!

Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around!

I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!!

I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me!

What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron?

WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww!

I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums!

It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez!

With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm..

I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go!

..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo!

I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN!

10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you!

"You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!"

Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now!

"10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!"

10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!)

They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree

These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now!

"The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!"

I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here!

"It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!"

Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each!

"Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!"

100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated!

"I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!"

I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned!

"They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!"

I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now!

"It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it"

OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!?

Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end..

"5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em"

That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks!

"Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?"

15 waves of Asteroids! Holy hell in space! Gotta keep pushin'!

"I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!"

I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim!

"That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?"

I am an official "8008" by getting that exact score, 8008 uploaded to the leaderboards..

I just made a new friend in space!

This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass!

Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up!

I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy!

I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby!

Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp!

I am a true Rock Breaker!

5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting!

10K Rock RAWKER!

10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started!

Two Million Bones!

Millions come EASY when you're this damn good!

OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man!

It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding!

I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine!

Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills!

45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line!

You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here!

90 Seconds of Pure Perfection!

I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more?

1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action!

Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby!

2 Minutes. Double the Fun!

I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey!

3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure!

First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min!

4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it!

I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more!

5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five!

Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride!

I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode!

Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live!

I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times!

Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this!

5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode!

Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"!

You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby!

The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today!

10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes!

Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!?

15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God!

I dare anyone to last this long!

20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!?

You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby!

Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR!

I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good!

25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good!

Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby!

I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite!

I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!

I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites!

I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!

Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker!

ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh!

Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr!

Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha!

I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come!

I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo!

What a freakin' Blast!

It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy!

That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly!

That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized!

I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff!

Momma didn't raise no fool!

I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing!

"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-)

No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it!

Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust!

I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby!

I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer

And then this big ugly green rock thing did appear!

I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way!