You spent your hard earned cash on the orb from 1864 AD.
You purchased the sunglasses and cutoff shorts.
You unlocked the field jacket for gunman.
You dug up fifteen things.
You collected all 9 orbs!
You unlocked all 9 upgrades!
You beat Lost Bros!
You got the worst Lost Bros ending.
You got the mid Lost Bros ending. (Beat the game in under 10 hours)
You got the best ending! Awesome job! (Beat the game with under 200 deaths)
You've died 1000 times.
Kill the owl in the swamp.
Use the jukebox.
You collected all 3 masks.
You died for your first time.
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