SmasterPt

Old McDonald HAD a farm

Complete The Farm

All roads lead to Chaos

Complete The Road

Well Done

Complete City 321

Black Vulture Down

Complete The Road

Well, isn't that Grand

Complete Grand Crayon

United States of Animals

Complete The Campaign

Cow Catcher

Kill 500 Netters

Cow Catcher Gold

Kill 1000 Netters

Cow Catcher Platinum

Kill 1500 Netters

No More High Noon

Kill 500 Pistoleers

No More High Noon Gold

Kill 1000 Pistoleers

No More High Noon Platinum

Kill 1500 Pistoleers

Seg-what?

Kill 500 SegWays

Seg-what? Gold

kill 1000 SegWays

Seg-what? Platinum

Kill 1500 SegWays

Skies are clear

Kill 250 JetPack Troppers

Skies are clear Gold

Kill 500 Jetpack Troppers

Skies are clear Platinum

Kill 750 Jetpack Troppers

Vroom goes BOOM!

Destroy 300 Vans

Vroom goes BOOM! Gold

Destroy 600 Vans

Vroom goes BOOM! Platinum

Destroy 900 Vans

Animal Police Car

Destroy 300 Apcs

Animal Police Car Gold

Destroy 600 Apcs

Animal Police Car Platinum

Destroy 900 Apcs

Spank the Tanks

Destroy 250 Tanks

Spank the Tanks Gold

Destroy 500 Tanks

Spank the Tanks Platinum

Destroy 750 Tanks

Revengeance

Take your Revenge on Farmer Joe

Godzilla GO

Destroy 500 Buildings

Godzilla GO Gold

Destroy 1000 Buildings

Godzilla GO Platinum

Destroy 1500 Buildings

Aim is for loosers with limited ammo

Make Animal Control Destroy 500 Buildings

Aim is for loosers with limited ammo Gold

Make Animal Control Destroy 1000 Buildings

Aim is for loosers with limited ammo Platinum

Make Animal Control Destroy 1500 Buildings

CowLift

Destroy a FunkLift

Respect My Authoritah

Destroy all buildings in a single campaign map

Carnage

Reach Chaos level 10

Karmageddon

Chaos level 20

Legen...wait for it...

Chaos level 25

Dairy!

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bison

Reach chaos level 10 in survival without taking damage

Don Quixote

Reach Chaos Level 25 on Windmill

MVP

Reach Chaos Level 10 on Football Stadium

Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.

Unlock the machine gun

Point and Click

Unlock the Rail Gun

And then the firenation attacked

Unlock the FlameThrower

4th of July

Unlock the Fireworks

Pew, Pew, Pew

Unlock the Laser Gun

You're a wizard Harry

Unlock the Arcane Orb

Prod-uctivity

Unlock the Prodder

Murica!!!

Unlock all the Weapons

Almost there

Unlock half of the Upgrades

Gotta Collect em all

Unlock all Uppgrades

The Belgien Blue

Get All Defensive Cow Mutations in one go

The Raging Bull

Get the most offensive cowmutations in one go

The CattaCotta

Only Upgrade footsoldier, minimum 4 upgrades

Wheels on heels

Get all vehicles upgrades in one game

Duty Calls

Animal Control Brutality

Destroy less than animal control

Wow such story

Goal-ur

Cowabunga

I don't need your advice

Destroy all help signs