SmasterPt

To Serve Mankind

Complete act 1.

Destroyer of Worlds

Complete act 2.

F-

Childhood's End (the 2015 SyFy one)

Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job.

I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can't Be Incepted

Sincerely, The Breakfast Club

Entered Baldur's Gate

In New Game+, romance Baldur.

Pusillanimous Wimp

Cast Thatcher as Hamlet.

This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware

Unlock all armor and weapons at Bokrug's shop.

I, For One, Welcome Our New Kitten Overlords

Save the kitties.

Hamlet, Prince of Darkness

Cast Cthulhu as Hamlet.

Game Dev Stalker

Romance Chris Avellone.

Radioactive

Get caught in a love triangle.

They Didn't See This Coming

Get your entire party killed at the Invasion of Innsmouth.

Game Dev: Metacritic

Game Dev Tycoon

Review a video game. Hint hint.

The Doom That Came to Sarnath

Get the ultimate weapon from Bokrug's shop.

Dragonslaying 101

Choose your hero and go bag yourself a dragon.

Male Man II

Wordsmith

One shot an enemy.

We Represent The Lollipop Guild

Recruit Emilia first.

Fall Quarter Finished

In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter.

OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER.... sale

Buy the Gauss Rifle. [SUMMER OF STEAM]

YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG.

Complete your first side quest.

Join or Die

Recruited every army squad.

Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will

Recruited every party member.

Waifu Run

Beat New Game+ with every romance.

Is It Like Dark Souls?

Complete the game. Now please don't refund us.

Dan Akroyd

In New Game+, romance Hamlet's Ghost.

A+

Game Dev: Metacritic

John Stamos, Prince of Danes

Cast Hamlet as Hamlet.

Hamlet, Prince of Jams

In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet.

Hamletpocalypse

That's not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it's a great game.

All The World's A Stage

In New Game+, romance Hamlet.

Look Out, We've Got A Badass Over Here

Start the invasion ASAP with all party members at max training. Base party members minimum.

Hamlet, Prince of Jams

Cast Hollywood as Hamlet.

Cycle of Violence

Sticks feat. Stones

Bring Riley to a rap battle.

Clever Girl

Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member.

Night Terrors

Recruit Kyle first.

It Launches Vampire Kangaroos

Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Mini-game: Magnusball Champion

Win a game of Magnusball.

Male Man

You went against canon and forged your own path.

Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse

In New Game+, romance Thatcher.

A Disturbance in the Force

Kill Chris Avellone.

Pants on Fire

Use the Cheat option the entire game. [DLC]

Hogwarts and a Giant Squid

Romance a Boy Wizard.

Yorktown

Turn the world upside down.

No Country for Old Gods

Do the quest before you're even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Powergamer

Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+.

Rule 34 to the max

In New Game+, romance Riley.

Go Not To Wittenberg

Cast Riley as Hamlet.

Booty Call of Cthulhu

We told you this was a dating sim.

For Every Animal You Save

Kill an endangered species.

Furry Lover

In New Game+, romance Hollywood.

Gotta Go Fast

Start the Invasion of Innsmouth ASAP.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE

Start a cult.

A Cthulhu Dating Sim

In New Game+, romance Cthulhu.

Stag

In New Game+, romance no one.

"Here's some money, buy some exclusives for me"

Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON]

Oh Hey.

Game Dev Tycoon

In NEW GAME+, review a video game. Hint hint.

Dinosaur Porn

In New Game+, romance V. Raptor.

Hamlet vs. Predator

Cast V. Raptor as Hamlet.

Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date

Do everything at the Spirit Pines location.

Whoops

Acheev Hunter

Pop four achievements at once.

Winter Quarter Finished

In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter.

Spice = Flow

Don't deny people their pumpkin spice. Don't be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC]

Cthulhu Saves Christmas but really kills everyone.

Holidays at Innsmouth suck.

Dirty Shoggoth

In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why?