SmasterPt

Naked As The Day He Was Born

Temporarily saved Edmund from his animal form. Expect more easy achievements.

Cat-Man's World

Temporarily saved Frankie from his animal form. He's one of the two 'bara' characters.

Making Out With The Ferret Man

It makes sense in context, mom. Temporarily saved Kyle from his animal form.

Sexy Gentle Giant

Temporarily saved Miguel from his animal form. He's the other 'bara' character.

Where Did His Glasses Come From?

Temporarily saved Charlie from his animal form. Would you kiss a bear to save a hot guy?

Threw Frankie Under The Bus

Party Girl

Ha Ha, F*** You, Kyle!

Well That Was Awkward

There's No Fixing This

No Dinner 'Til Brooklyn

Certified Non-Pirate

Learned The Truth The Easy Way

Learned The Truth The Hard Way

Buck-Wild Adventure

Your chances of saving these boys are looking nice. Real f*ckin' nice.

See?

You can't be givin' away your property like some kinda mook! You got financial interests to look out for, see?

Serial Pervert

Additional Thanks Pending

Not Sure How To Respond

Good Intern

Suffered for the sake of unpaid labor.

The End, Good or Bad

Canon End

Filthy Bourgeois Loyalist

Sided with Edmund.

Cage-Rattling Anarcho-Hippie

Sided with Kyle.

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Coww

Nature portals!

Boar Gates

Alt+shift

Omar Turtlyam

Who understands life, doesn't hurry anymore

Portal Saigon

Leaving Saigon Sands

Portal Transsilvania

Leaving Transsilvania

Who's Lesley?

Find out who this Lesley

Never Forget

Never Forget

AAA TOKE TOPE

Secret achievement

Retrospective

Try Retro mode