You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You sold 300 junk items.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You've spent $500.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You befriended your father.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You have joined the KKK.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
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