Hold your own concert
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Enjoy your trip
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all the blocks
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Eat 50 food items in one game
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Buy all hats
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all collectibles on level 2
Gather $1000000
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Jorgen
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
A Trip to the Moon.
Fight the turtles
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Jump on the launchpad
Do no evil
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Travel to space!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Visit The Badehaus
Do a card trick at the magician
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Complete Test Chambers
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Craft all the weapons in one game
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
It never erupts when you want it to.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Tag 10 Walls
Finish all manual quests
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Trash the server room
Destroy All Freighters
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
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