Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
