Sellyme

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Steam Achievements

There are 24 The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Achievements

Sellyme's The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut Achievements

Happy Die-Centennial!

You've died 100 times. Honestly I just feel bad at this point.

Off to a Good Start

Wow... died ten times already huh?

They're all repeats from here.

You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope they didn't damage your self esteem too badly.

First Blood!

Died for the first time. It won't be your last.

GunGuy Unlocked!

Unlocked secret character GunGuy from Blaster Shooter GunGuy! as a playable character.

Hehe xD

You died 69 times... lol that's... that's the number for... hahaha.

Hillbilly Unlocked!

Unlocked the Hillbilly as a playable character.

HOW?!

You beat the entire game without dying a single time.

Intermediate Platformer

You beat the game dying less than fifty times.

Master Platformer

You beat the game dying less than ten times.

Novice Platformer

You beat the game dying less than one hundred times.

Octopus Unlocked!

Unlocked the Octopus as a playable character.

Old Lady Unlocked!

Unlocked the Old Lady as a playable character.

Peter Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret doge Peter as a playable character.

Pothead Unlocked!

Unlocked the Pothead as a playable character.

Redneck Unlocked!

Unlocked the Redneck as a playable character.

Slow_Poke

Cleared the game in under three hours. Turtle turtle.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race!

Speed run the game in under an hour. Not bad, but you can do better.

Speed Freak!

Speed run the game in under half an hour. Now that's fast, but let's set a record.

That's Insane!

Speed run the game in under a third of an hour. Now that's what I'm talking about!

The Narrator is a DICK

You beat the game!

Tom Unlocked!

Unlocked a Tom as a playable character.

Unicorn Unlocked!

Unlocked the Unicorn as a playable character.

Aesthetic Man Unlocked!

Unlocked the secret character Aesthetic Man from Aesthetic Melody as a playable character.