You got a business card! Try not to lose it … or give it to every stripper in town.
Cleaned your desk! Who knew you could even find the desk under there?
15 days in a row. At this rate, you might get a "World’s Okayest Employee" mug.
30 days straight? Either you love this, or you’ve lost all sense of time.
365 days? Congratulations, you’re now legally married to the game.
5 days of pure hustle. Did you think about going outside? Nah, me neither.
69-day streak! Insert your own inappropriate spreadsheet pun here.
Made a PowerPoint! Warning: Contains more pizzazz than substance.
Completed your first spreadcheat! Just don’t let HR see it.
You launched the game! Now let’s see if you can do more than just push buttons.
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