Scrunge

SOUND CHECK

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME

DEAD BALL

Be nice.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES

SETUP

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE...

PUNCHLINE

A young girl plays a song.

<3

:(

this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough.

CRITICAL BASS THEORY

YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

STALLING.

ONE MORE BEGINNING

I am so proud of you!

though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT

combo unbreaker

ONE VERY FULL COMBO

THE STUFF HAVER

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER

ROPE BURN

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE.

it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED

if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

please change your offset

either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game.

there are actually many rhythm games

ARCADE FLAWLESS

people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS

until next time.

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON

this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

LET'S GO FOR SIX

you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS

STAR...t

You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS

You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN

You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

Yes, there's release timing.

Sorry.

please read the text :(

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE

past the morning every day

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