Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Upgraded the church for the second time.
You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Buried 50 bodies.
Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Dungeon level 5 cleared!
You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Made a gold-star wine.
You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
It belongs in the church.
Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Upgraded the church.
Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Buried 10 bodies.
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Buried your first body.
Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Caught 10 different types of fish.
Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Made a gold-star dinner.
Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
There can be only one.
Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Dungeon level 15 cleared!
You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Start Euric's treatment.
Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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