RDTechy

You are a Monster

Score at least 100,000 points.

How to destroy angels

Kill 100 angels.

Misanthrope

Kill 10,000 human enemies.

The bow is a coward's weapon

Kill 1,000 archers.

Join the army,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said.

Kill 1,000 warriors.

You have no power here!

Kill 1,000 wizards.

Even death may die

Kill 1,000 zombies.

HERESY!

Kill 200 bishops.

Resurrect this!

Kill 500 necromancers.

Let it go

Use the blue orb 50 times

Get this man a shield

Use the green orb 50 times

iddqd

Use the red orb 50 times

Satanist

Score exactly 6,666 points.

Angel attack

Reach the 7th wave.

Why have you forsaken me?

Kill your first angel.

Into the hole he goes

Kill your first bishop.

Now that's a pro gamer move

g o d l i k e

Reach a level 10 combo

impressive

Reach a level 6 combo

excellent

Reach a level 7 combo

fantastic

Reach a level 8 combo

brutal

Reach a level 9 combo

MONSTER KILL!!

Kill 15 enemies with a single bomb

Death, finally

Kill your first necromancer.

What do you mean there are medkits

Score at least 50,000 points without ever healing.

A glitch in the matrix

Score at least 50,000 points without getting hit more than once.

I don't play easy mode

Score at least 50,000 points without ever using orbs.

Oops, that shouldn't happen!

Unholy weather

See the red sky for the first time.

How do you turn this on

Use any orb for the first time.

git gud

The Beast that Shouted 'I' at the Heart of the World