RDTechy

Oops, that shouldn't happen!

Unholy weather

See the red sky for the first time.

Death, finally

Kill your first necromancer.

Into the hole he goes

Kill your first bishop.

Why have you forsaken me?

Kill your first angel.

The Beast that Shouted 'I' at the Heart of the World

Angel attack

Reach the 7th wave.

How do you turn this on

Use any orb for the first time.

iddqd

Use the red orb 50 times

Get this man a shield

Use the green orb 50 times

Let it go

Use the blue orb 50 times

MONSTER KILL!!

Kill 15 enemies with a single bomb

impressive

Reach a level 6 combo

excellent

Reach a level 7 combo

fantastic

Reach a level 8 combo

brutal

Reach a level 9 combo

g o d l i k e

Reach a level 10 combo

git gud

Now that's a pro gamer move

Satanist

Score exactly 6,666 points.

I don't play easy mode

Score at least 50,000 points without ever using orbs.

A glitch in the matrix

Score at least 50,000 points without getting hit more than once.

What do you mean there are medkits

Score at least 50,000 points without ever healing.

You are a Monster

Score at least 100,000 points.

Join the army,' they said. 'It'll be fun,' they said.

Kill 1,000 warriors.

The bow is a coward's weapon

Kill 1,000 archers.

You have no power here!

Kill 1,000 wizards.

Resurrect this!

Kill 500 necromancers.

Even death may die

Kill 1,000 zombies.

HERESY!

Kill 200 bishops.

How to destroy angels

Kill 100 angels.

Misanthrope

Kill 10,000 human enemies.