A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Packing Mule trainee.
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of Bearer of Coffee trainee.
A Cargo Corp trophy for reaching the rank of junior Cargo Commander.
I made a drawing for you, dad, about when you finally came home!
Cargo Corp honored your 50th day on the job with a small picture of a gold watch.
After throwing an apple can against a mutant, you remembered your wife telling you not to eat so much canned food.
After carrying your coffee mug through 5 containers of a wave without breaking it, you remembered the day your wife bought it for you.
I made a drawing of you, killing a mutant in a container while choking in space!
This drawing is for you dad, a toilet in space!
Cargo Corp has noticed that you collected 100 caps. Please spend your money to buy Cargo Corp equipment.
Killing 5 mutants with one bullet reminded you of your son breaking his hand on five wooden boards with one strike on his karate training.
Here's a drawing of you dad, with all guns and armor and explosives and upgrades!
Cargo Corp wishes to congratulate you with finding all possible cargo on your first day.
Cargo Corp has noticed all the parcels you received from home. Please contact your designated office shrink for homesickness tests.
Cargo Corp warns you that your curse quota of 100 has been exceeded. Please refrain from shouting obscenities.
Cargo Corp has noted that you have met 50 co-workers and wishes to applaud your teamwork and social skills.
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 20 monsters!
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 200 monsters!
You are the best dad! On this drawing you have just smashed 1000 monsters!
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