Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
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This is an achievement.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
It is impossible to get this achievement.
Quit the game and then start it again.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Click on door 430 five times.
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