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Throw Me The Whip!

Get crushed by a boulder.

Enter the Dungeon

Descend to level 1 of the dungeon.

Twisty Passages

Escape the mines.

Jungle Fever

Escape the swamp.

Sandman

Escape the sand labyrinth.

Lich Hunter

Find and defeat Baron Herx in his lair.

Well Read

Find and read all of the books.

Born Again

Survive instant death with an amulet of life saving.

King Arthur's Blade

Find King Arthur's mystical sword, Dyrnwyn.

Spud Lord

Find the mystical talking mace, Sharur.

Thanks, Mr Skeltal

Find the mystical axe, Parashu.

Thundergnome

Escape from the Gnomish Mines.

Theseus' Legacy

Escape from the Minotaur Maze.

Spice of Life

Start at least one game with every class.

Spear of Destiny

Find Odin's legendary spear, Gungnir.

Evil Incarnate

Find and defeat the Baphomet.

In Greater Numbers

Win the game with at least two players alive.

Penniless Conduct

Win the game without collecting any gold.

Foodless Conduct

Win the game without eating any food.

Boots of Speed

Defeat Baron Herx or Baphomet in 20 minutes or less.

Puzzle Master

Unravel the mystery of Sokoban.

Robbing the Cradle

Loot the Haunted Castle and escape with your life.

Tricks and Traps

Discover the trap-infested Temple in the swamp.

Filthy Rich

Obtain 10,000 gold.

Natural Born Leader

Convince at least three NPCs to follow you at once.

Professional Burglar

Kill at least 3 shopkeepers in one game.

Homicidal Maniac

Kill at least 10 humans in a single game.

Vegetarian Conduct

Win the game without having eaten any tins, meat, or fish.

Illiterate Conduct

Win the game without having read any books, scrolls, or spellbooks.

Not a Team Player

Kill another player.

Blessed Boots of Speed

Reach the final stage in 45 minutes or less and win the game.

...Will Always Be Waiting

Despair Has Its Own Calms

Exit Bram's Castle.

Cult Following

Exit the Cockatrice's Lair.

Brawler

Attain victory in the Citadel by only attacking with your fists and throwing potions from the beginning of the game.

Magic Mastery

Learn 20 Spells.

Did You See That?!

Kill a monster with a shuriken after it has twice bounced off a wall.

Gifts From the Eternals

Obtain and wear a full set of Artifact Armor.

Well Prepared

Have 3 Mystic Orb effects active simultaneously.

Bodyguards

Have 2 Dominated Crystal Golems under your leadership.

Reunited

Kill a Minotaur after encountering Herx.

#Blessed

Hold a +10 Weapon.

That boulder moved itself!

Kill an ally player with a pushed boulder.

Gilded

Obtain 100,000 gold.

Classical Hardcore

Finish the game from beginning to end with Classic and Hardcore modes on.

Postmodern Hardcore

Finish the game from beginning to end with Hardcore mode on and Classic Mode off.

Bomb Squad

Successfully disarm 5 Automatons using Lockpicking.

Scales In Your Favor

Assassinate a Cockatrice.

Know Thyself

Kill a Shadow who is mimicking your identity.

One Man's Trash

Sitting Duck

Kill 10 enemies while they are paralyzed or ensnared in a single playthrough.

Narcissist

Use a Mirror Shield to kill an enemy using its own reflected spell.

Your Own Worst Enemy

You'll Thank Me Later

Throw a Healing or Extra Healing potion at another Player or allied NPC.

Confessor

Dominate an NPC that is already allied to you.

Thick Skull

Kill a Scarab using a magic spell.

Tempt Fate

Eat Tomalley shortly after vomiting.

Yes We Can!

Eat 10 tins of food in a single playthrough.

Don't Forget to Bring a Towel!

Use a towel to stop bleeding, clean pie off your face, and wipe grease from your hands.

Hot Shower

Use a sink or fountain to extinguish flames.

Cheers!

Throw booze at another character while you are under its effects

Arcane Link

Gain extra Mana Regeneration from two sources simultaneously.

Troll's Blood

Gain extra Health Regeneration from two sources simultaneously.

Last Resort

Destroy a boulder using a pickaxe while it's rolling toward you.

Maybe It'll Be Different

Repossession

Pick up an item that an Incubus or Succubus stole from you.

The Rhythm of the Knight

Perform a Block, Attack tradeoff 3 times against a single foe without taking an unblocked hit.

Thank the Tank

Have an allied player or NPC kill an enemy that you are Blocking.

Heal Bot

Heal 1000 points of Player or Allied NPC hit points in a single playthrough.

Cock Block

Block and take no damage against a Cockatrice's melee attack.

Negative Review for MLP

STFU

Throw Sharur into a pit.

Earn This

Give a Legendary item to an Allied NPC.

You Were the Chosen One!

Die while equipped with a Legendary item.

'Tis But a Scratch!

Defeat a powerful enemy with no more than 5 hit points remaining.

A Life for a Life

Sacrifice your entire health pool to Dominate an enemy and survive it.

Spelunky!

Escape the Caves.

Recycler

Give an item to an Allied Automaton to recycle.

I Am the One Who Knocks

Tank a minotaur's attack and take no damage from it without blocking.

Let There Be Strobe

Exploit the Light spell by casting it 20 times in a single minute.

Sponge

Survive 150 damage or more taken from a single attack.

Escort

Return to Hamlet with a human NPC ally.

Local Customs

Start a game with a Workshop or local mod file loaded.

Cartographer

Launch the Barony level editor.

It's All in the Reflexes

Catch an Insectoid or Goatman's flying thrown weapon.

Hot Tub Time Machine

Gain 50+ Levels of Swimming with Hunger turned off.

Rhinestone Cowboy

Identify 50 pieces of Worthless Glass throughout multiple playthroughs.

Tough as Nails

Have 50 enemies break their weapons against you throughout multiple playthroughs.

Unstoppable Force

Break 50 pieces of enemy armor throughout multiple playthroughs.

Angel of Death

Perform a fatal stealth attack on an enemy that is attacking another player or allied NPC.

Monster Squad

Play a game with 3 or more players where everyone is a monster.

My Rich Alter-Ego

As a monster, trade 50,000 gold while under the effects of Polymorph across all your games.

Right to Refuse

Get chased out of a shop because you're a monster.

Pity Friend

Recruit a human ally as a monster.

Boneheaded

Second Chance

Revive yourself by expending your mana as a skeleton.

Squad Ghouls

Recruit four ghouls at once as a skeleton.

Bleating Baron

Escape the Citadel playing as a true Goatman of any class.

Bucktooth Baron

Escape the Citadel playing as a true Vampire of any class.

Bombshell Baron

Escape the Citadel playing as a true Succubus of any class.

Bony Baron

Escape the Citadel playing as a true Skeleton of any class

Drunk with Power

Escape the Citadel playing as the Brewer class of any race.

Turn Undead

Escape the Citadel playing as the Conjurer class of any race.

Commander in Chief

Escape the Citadel playing as the Mesmer class of any race.

Power Hungry

Escape the Citadel playing as the Accursed class of any race.

Muscle Memory

Eat food when polymorphed into a human as a true Skeleton.

Comedian

Equip Funny Bones' weapon and cloak with no other equipment as a skeleton.

Master Mixologist

Learn all of the base and secondary alchemy ingredients.

Bombardier

Kill 50 enemies with thrown potions.

Iron Gut

Eat 20 tin cans as a true goatman.

Family Reunion

Recruit three goatman allies as a true goatman.

Bottle-Nosed

Find extra potions from fountains 20 times as a true goatman.

Skeleton Crew

Summon two Skeleton Familiars at once.

In The Mix

Brew 50 potions using an Alembic.

Free Refills

Fill 50 empty bottles from sinks or fountains.

Let's Take This Outside

Knockback 10 monsters into doors.

One Punch Man

Paralyze a monster with Legendary Unarmed skill.

Blood Vessels

Accumulate 20 vials of blood at one time as a true Vampire.

Blood Sport

Assassinate 50 targets while invisible as a true Vampire.

Youngblood

Recruit a Young Vampire as a vampire.

Bad Blood

Lifesteal 500 HP from unarmed sneak-attack kills as an Accursed True Vampire.

Makes Your Blood Boil

Discover the effects of water as a true Vampire.

Stuck On You

Have a fountain bless your equipment as a true Succubus.

The Way You Like It

Curse a blessed weapon as a true Succubus.

Barfight Champ

Punch 50 enemies to death while drunk as a true Goatman.

Bad Romance

Recruit two incubi or succubi sumultaneously as a true Succubus.

Temptress

Recruit a confused or drunk human as a true Succubus.

Bait and Switch

Teleport while an enemy is attacking you in melee combat as a true Succubus.

Bone to Pick

Have a summoned familiar reach level 35.

External Battery

Relinquish the soul of a summoned familiar while you have zero MP.

Reverse This Curse

Find a cure for the Accursed class.

Functional

Cure your hangover 10 times in a single playthrough as a true Goatman.

Blood Runs Clear

Reach Legendary Stealth while playing as the Accursed class.

The Blood is the Life

Escape the Citadel as the Accursed class without being cured, and with hunger enabled.

Potion Preparation

Hold 16 different potions or bottled liquids in your inventory that don't need to be brewed first.

Volatile

Damage multiple enemies with a single brewed unstable potion 20 times.

Secret Weapon

Kill a lich with a thrown potion.

Surrogates

Allow 50 charmed allies to die in while in your service as a Mesmer.

Uh... What Now?

Off Limits

Attempt to charm a monster that cannot be tamed.

Kill Command

Have your charmed allies kill 50 enemies.

I'm Taking You With Me

Kill an enemy after you are dead using poison, fire, or thrown tinkered traps

Telefrag

Kill an enemy within 1 second of it teleporting

Fascist

Consume 50 non-magical book or scrolls as a true Automaton over the course of multiple playthroughs

I'm a Real Boy

Recruit a Human ally and shop with a merchant while under the effects of polymorph as a true Automaton

Overclocked

Accumulate 10 minutes of playtime with a superheated boiler as a true Automaton

Trash Compactor

Consume 100 scrap as a true Automaton

Boilerplate Baron

Escape the Citadel as a true Automaton

Pimpin Ain't Easy

Recruit a total of 6 Succubus, Incubus or Humans as a true Incubus or Succubus

Bad & Beautiful

Equip 4 cursed items at once as a true Incubus or Succubus

Serial Thrilla

Gain 100 mana from Amulets of Strangulation as a true Incubus or Succubus

It's Tradition

Kill 20 enemies that are near a fountain as a true Incubus

Bad Boy Baron

Escape the Citadel as a true Incubus

Pop Quiz

Cast 20 different spells from spellbooks as a true Goblin in a single playthrough

Dyslexia

Burn 50 spellbooks to ash as a Goblin across multiple playthroughs

Savage

Reach Legendary skill in any melee weapon skill as a true Goblin

Tribe & Subscribe

Recruit 4 Goblins as a true Goblin

Bayou Baron

Escape the Citadel as a true Goblin

Gastric Bypass

Kill an enemy with a spell that leaves you with 5 or fewer Energy as a true Insectoid

Bookworm

Gain 50 Magic Levels from reading or casting from Spellbooks as a true Insectoid over multiple playthroughs

Flutter Shy

Gain access to an otherwise inaccessible area of the level by using Flutter

Monarch

Have Insectoid allies kill 20 enemies for you

Buggar Baron

Escape the Citadel as a true Insectoid

Given Enough Time to Plan

Achieve the killing blow against a minotaur using machines and / or traps

Wonderful Toys

Use a Teleport Trap to send yourself to a part of the level that is otherwise inaccessible

Super Shredder

Recycle items into 1000 units of Scrap and Essence using Tinkering Toolkits

Utility Belt

Have one of every crafted Tinkering item in your inventory

Fixer-Upper

Repair or Salvage 100 Tinkered traps and machine allies

Torcherer

Gain 100 Scrap from salvaging torches

Levitant Lackey

Command a Gyrobot to grab an item or interact with a switch that is otherwise inaccessible

Goodnight Sweet Prince

Many-Pedi-Palp

Kill 50 webbed enemies as a Spider over multiple playthroughs

5000 Second Rule

Pick up 50 detected food items as a Rat over multiple playthroughs

Forum Troll

Acquire 3 Troll allies, break 3 walls, and cast Fear on 3 characters as a Troll in a single playthrough

Social Butterfly

Recruit 50 allies while Shapeshifted or Polymorphed as a Shaman over multiple playthroughs

Roll The Bones

Enscribe 50 scrolls with the Magic Quill as a Shaman over multiple playthroughs

Cowboy From Hell

Kill 50 enemies with the whip shortly after teleporting them over multiple playthroughs

Ironic Punishment Division

Use the whip to disarm a target's melee weapon, pick up the weapon, and use it to kill the same target

Self Flagellation

Have 30 Enemies kill themselves under retaliation from an Inner Demon over multiple playthroughs

OHAI MARK

Teleport to and assassinate 20 marked enemies in a single playthrough

Chopping Block

Kill 50 enemies disabled by slow, sleep or paralyze effects with an axe as a Punisher over multiple playthroughs

It's a Living

Inflict bleeding status on 50 enemies while wearing the executioner's hood over multiple playthroughs

Arsenal

Hold a crossbow, bow and all ammo types in your inventory at once as a Hunter

If You Love Something

Have the Boomerang return to you 100 times after hitting an enemy over multiple playthroughs

Gudiparan Bazi

Escape the Citadel without ever hitting an enemy with a melee weapon as a Hunter from the beginning of the game

Strung Out

Use swift ammunition while wielding the compound bow to score 10 hits on enemies in a short amount of time

Fell Beast

Do a very large amount of damage to an enemy using a ranged weapon with a single shot

Please Hold

Hit an enemy with Hunting or Fire Ammo, and then stall them with Springshot Ammo

Swingers

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a true Incubus and Succubus are in the party

Cold Blooded

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a true Vampire and an Insectoid are in the party

Soulless

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a true Automaton and Skeleton are in the party

Tribal

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a true Goatman and Goblin are in the party

Management Team

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a Mechanist and a Mesmer are in the party

Sociopaths

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where an Accursed and a Punisher are in the party

Faces of Death

Escape the Mines in a cooperative game where a Shaman and Conjurer are in the party

Survivalists

Escape the Mines in cooperative game where a Hunter and Brewer are in the party

I Want it All

Play as every DLC class and race

Rust In Peace

Machine Head

Have a crossbow sentry, magic sentry and gyrocopter all active at once

Rage Against the Machine

Kill 20 enemies while they are attacking Dummybots over multiple playthroughs

Guerilla Radio

Kill 20 enemies who are being drawn towards a Noisemaker

Bombtrack

Have 5 bombs triggered by a single foe within 5 seconds

Calm Like a Bomb

Throw a damaging bomb at a foe who was put to sleep by a sleep bomb

Caught in a Mosh

Have at least 4 sentries target the same monster at once

Spicy!

Consume 10 Scrolls of Fire as a true Automaton

Diploma

Complete all Trials in the Hall of Trials

Teachable Moment

Master

Fast Learner

Complete the all Trials with a combined completion time of less than 20 minutes

Back to Basics

Expelled

Extra Credit

Find a secret area in each of the 10 Trials in the Hall of Trials

Time to Suffer

Escape the Citadel as a Punisher of any race

My Final Form

Escape the Citadel as a Shaman of any race

Like Clockwork

Escape the Citadel as a Mechanist of any race

Ranger Danger

Escape the Citadel as a Hunter of any race