pdesil89

Thank god that's over!

Endured the tutorial

Totally looks like a sphincter.

Completed the sexforce

Foul mouth

Dropped 100 F-Bombs

It's so bad

Found the Glove of Power

Can I fly out of this game?

Found the cape

What, 9000??

Found the Swear'n'Scout

Max Advantage

Found the Turbo Pad

Playing with UBER power

Found the Uber Scope

Super Nerd!

Found all the armor

NERD

Collected all cartridges in a level

Collector NERD

Collected all cartridges in a world

Completionist NERD

Collected every cartridge in the game!

He looks familiar

Defeated Board James

CONGLATURATION!

Perfect Nerd

Perfected all stages

Undying

Perfected a stage (No deaths!)

OLD SCHOOL

Beat Old School difficulty

HARD AS BALLS

Beat Hard as Balls difficulty

IMPOSSIBLE!

Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty