patchy

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

True Neverclick

God complex

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Seven horseshoes

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Last Chance to See

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

So much to do so much to see

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Just plain lucky

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Endless cycle

All-natural cane sugar

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Four-leaf cookie

When the cookies ascend just right

Gaseous assets

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Speed baking III