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First Upgrade

You have purchased an upgrade! (wow your so talented)

First Shot

You got your first shot! (crazy right?)

AK-47

That's a nice lookin' AK you equiped there!

AK-47 Grip

You equipped a nice grip! (grippy and drippy)

AK-47 Mag

You equipped a bigger mag! (more bullets baby WOOOOO)

AK-47 Sight

You equipped the AK-47 sight!

AK-47 Stock

You equipped an improved stock! (i ran out of ideas for these descriptions...)

Bazooka

KA-BOOM! YOU EQUIPPED A BAZOOKA! (bad idea letting you have this...)

First Attachment

You equipped your first attachment! (it took you long enough)

First Weapon

Congratulations, you bought a weapon...

Kevin Allen

Mod Menu

You opened the MOD MENU! CONGRADULATIONS!

Pistol Laser

This new laser looks pretty neat! (don't point it into your eyes)

Pistol Muzzle

wow, you equipped a muzzle...

Pistol Sight

You equipped a better sight! (maybe you can actual hit some shots... noob)

SMG

BRRRRT YOU EQUIPPED AN SMG!

10,000 Shells

BIG NUMBERS!!!