Put up with Moon's manhandling until she digs you.
Wangle a steak meal.
Do a full reconnaissance of your new house.
The benefits of destruction are sometimes surprising.
Enslave two or more household members.
Be kind and patient with Maddox.
Engage in a food-begging competition with Bene.
Take a hit for a fellow household pet.
Encourage Andre's pipe dreams.
Ensure you are captured on video.
Yowl tunefully enough that people imagine it's singing.
When things go so badly, it's spectacular.
Make yourself part of the family.
Become a point of contention without getting thrown out.
Luck can't be planned, but contacts can.
A hefty task that brings Helmut's gimmick idea to fruition.
Make politics all about you.
Every human has their price.
Make sure you fix the guest list.
Show Helmut what it's like to live in fear of pain.
Get serious about helping other cats.
Wangle yourself a cat door.
Reduce a political campaign to utter farce.
If you're disliked enough to jeopardize a marriage, re-endear yourself!
Take on the neighborhood's fiercest tomcat—and win.
Get Maddox a new home.
Hunt out some teeth far more dangerous than your own.
Discover the secret of Maddox's lost eye.
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