oscarthegrouch

...Comes Great Public Utility

Score 300 points in Endurodad

Collateral Daddage

End an Endurodad round by slipping on a puddle into a shower with the Wrong Dad.

Self-Fulfilling Pop's Slippy

Learn what happens when you fail to read a wet floor sign

With Great Shower...

Score 100 points in Endurodad.

No Pun In Ten Dad

Get a 10 Dadstreak in Endurodad or Dadathlon.

Dippin' Your Toes In

The Dad With The Iron Shower

You showered with one of the toughest dads in town.

Soapico

Get the shower up and running again.

Testing The Waters

Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 1 minute.

Eternal Paternal

Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 3 minutes.

The Wrongfather Part II

Shower with the Wrong Dad at least 5 times in a single Dadathlon round.

Daddy Issues

Shower with the Wrong Dad at least 10 times in a single Dadathlon round.

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Dad

Shower with the Wrong Dad at the beginning of an Endurodad round, ending the game.

I See Dad People.

Last 3 minutes in Dad Divisions.

Let's Dance To Dad Divisions

Last 6 minutes in Dad Divisions.

A Fraction Of The Beast

Grab exactly 3 of each dad in Dad Divisions

Reservoir Dads

Grab 6 dads in under 6 seconds

"Go ahead. Make my Dad."

Find out who your real dad is.... without cheating

Inglorious Bathdads

Earn glory for yourself and your dad

I Told You I'd Get Around To It

Pass 10 mini-games between levels

A Good Day to Dad Hard

100% Uncover everything, head to toe

Two Hours Of Shower