Roasted 30 people with fire.
Survived Wednesday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Tuesday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Finished all seven days.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
Survived Friday.
Survived Thursday.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Read the newspaper every day.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
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