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Feces Happen

Complete Level 1

To hell with Hell

Complete Level 2

Bad Everything Day

Complete Level 3

CarPoolin'

Complete Level 4

OK Papa

Complete Level 5

All in a day's work

Complete Level 6

No Child Left Behind

Complete Level 7

No Refunds!

Complete Level 8

Treat yourself twice a day

Drink two cups of coffee

Take my breath away

Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times

Slow down dude!

Drove 150 km per hour

Wordsmith

Spoke perfectly

RoboCorpse

Kill every robot

Good job, Sam!

Complete Story Mode Single Player

Good job, Sams!

Complete Story Mode Co-Op

Bronze before Brains

Get bronze or higher on every time trial

Silver Spoon in his Mouth

Get silver or higher on every time trial

Golden Furniture

Get gold on every time trial

HOLY FECES!

Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel

Skip right to the action

Hippie Boy

Made Tony open a cafe...

...then blew it up

Stairway to the living room

Piss Perfect

Blink 2000 times for yes

Blink 2000 times

Character-driven story

Didn't skip any cinematics

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Found every hashtag