Start playing
Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing
Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head
Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face
Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur
Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat
Finish the whole damn game
Collect half the hats
Collect all the hats
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