"Did I drool on you?"

Hired at SDN

"Any plans tonight?"

"All gas no brakes baby."

Dispatched

Collected All Achievements

"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."

"It smells very chemically in here."

"We can just be friends."

H4ck3d by R0b3rt

Succeeded On All Hacking Levels

Burning Chrome

Completed a Hacking Level With a Third of the Timer Left

Time's Running Out

Completed a Hacking Level With 5 Seconds Left

Phoenixes Down

Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift

From Zero To Hero

Maxed Out a Hero

"But I cheered for Invisigal..."

"You gonna eat those twinks?"

Disobeyed by Invisigal

"Didn’t see that coming?"

"Sorry, kid."

"I can confirm he’s a bad ass."

Shift Was Lit

Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call

Career Development

Aced Your Performance Review

Getting to Know Yous

Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power

Snake Eyes

Failed a Call with >70% of Success

Overkill

Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call

Modded

Reached Bonus and Avoided Fail Stats on All Calls in a Shift

Nailed It

Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero

Fool's Luck

Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success

"I wish to make love to you again."

Min Max

Upgraded a Stat to 10

"There. You happy now?"

"I'm a bleeder."

Work Spouse

Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo

"Watch your back, Robert."

Power Trip

Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes

"I’m the guy behind the desk."

"That’s, like, a real superhero."

"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!"

Anti-Antivirus Club

Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds