Annihilated level 4 of Dr. Chair's game.
Crushed level 3 of Dr. Chair's game.
Defeated level 2 of Dr. Chair's game.
Conquered level 1 of Dr. Chair's game.
Completed the game.
How can one live without a reflection?
Find the musical ruby.
Find the artful ruby.
Wander off during the flashback.
Find the ruby by following your father.
You don't play by the rules.
Got your first achievement.
Started the game.
Got a 1000 from the 1-10 button.
Found all 10 rubies. You're the GOAT.
Pressed the Button of Misfortune far too many times.
Completed the DLC.
Escaped the horrors of the hallway.
Now that's a compliment.
Did absolutely nothing.
Turned up emotional sensitivity to 100.
Prevailed over the GRAND FINALE.
Achieved a perfect score on the IQ test.
Yes, I do.
A perfect memory! Or you cheated.
Found the meaning of life.
Bested level 5 of Dr. Chair's game.
Outsmarted level 6 of Dr. Chair's game.
Made the receptionist quit.
Find the ruby using the sick car.
Find the ruby by counting beyond the geese.
Find the ruby atop the lighthouse.
Find the ruby by unlocking the really nice sound.
Find the ruby within Dr. Chair's game.
Find the ruby by entering the perfect numbers.
Find the ruby beyond the stairs.
Found the teleporter’s blind spot.
Found out that doors close for a reason.
Wow.
