MuckPie

Spikes... Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes

Shots... Shots Shots Shots Shots - die on spikes five times in a row

S***t Just Got Real

Complete the tutorial.

It Begins

Get your first star rating.

Ugh! Let Me Play!

Skip a cutscene.

Biscuit Buddies

Fiddle around with the settings.

10 Second Ninja

Finish every world.

10 Second Legend

Finish every world with 3 stars.

FUUUUUUUUUU-

Finish a level with 0.03 or less from your next star rating (or 3 star the entire game)

If It Ain't Hurtin', It Ain't Workin'

Die over 50 times

Try and Try Again...

Restart over 500 times.

Two Birds With One Stone

Kill two enemies with one shuriken

DON'T LOOK AT ME

Toggle off the leaderboards OUT OF SHAME

Still Alive

Spend 5 seconds or more without touching the ground

Is It A Game, Though?

Wander around a level for its duration without murdering anything.

Out of Ammo

BWAAAAAAAAGH!

Go into the light.

Block Party

Drop a falling block on an enemy's head

ICE to see you! ...ICE! Ahahaha

Make an icicle fall on an enemy's head

Double Tap

Press restart before the timer has even begun

Real Power - Forest

Finish the first world

Real Power - Canyon

Finish the second world

Real Power - Ice

Finish the third world

Real Power - Deathcube

Finish the fourth world

Real Power - Bonus

Finish the fifth world

Real Ultimate Power - Forest

Finish the first world with a 3 star rating

Real Ultimate Power - Canyon

Finish the second world with a 3 star rating

Real Ultimate Power - Ice

Finish the third world with a 3 star rating

Real Ultimate Power - Deathcube

Finish the fourth world with a 3 star rating

Real Ultimate Power - Bonus

Finish the fifth world with a 3 star rating

Completionist