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Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Breaking The Mold

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet