loomkoom

Completed the first level

You completed the first level, keep going!

Completed the second level

Wow, you want to keep playing?

Completed the third level

Why are you still playing this game?

You want through the first level!

You don't want to play?

You found an ending I didn't code!

I don't even know if you can get this achievement!

You completed the main story line!

Well done! You actually wasted your time on this game. Congrats. (I wouldn't be telling anyone you did this!)

Your first death

Your first kill

What is this?

You read your first sign

Completed the game without killing anyone!

This is the hardest thing I could put into this game, good work!

Completed the game without killing anyone or dying

WOW! You completed the game without killing anyone or dying, congrats CHEATER!

Got your gun then decided not to play

You picked up your gun and decided to not to play the game. Good choice!

Played the game

You picked up your gun