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"Absolute Beginners"

Complete level 1.

"Manic Mond-eye"

Complete level 2.

"Holding Back The Tears"

Complete level 3.

"How Will Eye Know"

Complete level 4.

"The Beam Always Shines on TV"

Complete level 5.

"True Clonors"

Complete level 6.

"Rock Me Eye-madeus"

Complete level 7.

"Highway to the Danger-clone"

Complete level 8.

"When the Glorbing Gets Glorb, the Glorb Get Glorbing"

Complete level 9.

"Glory of Glorb"

Complete level 10.

"Glitching on the Ceiling"

Complete level 11.

"The Final Clonedown"

Complete level 12.

Wake Up

Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.

Take All The Credit

Watch the credits till the end.

D-C60

Find the first tape. There are more.

D-C90

Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.

In Plain Sight

Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.

Bad Directions

Follow the misleading Exit sign.

Wrong Turn

Find another way out of level 11.

Dishonorable Discharge

Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.

Number of the Beam

Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.

Technically Incorrect

Hazard Pay

Own Worst Enemy

Capitalist Ecowarrior

Em... Er... Eye

Can't Make an Omelette

Jeff

Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.

Eye of the Storm

Not Making Any Friends

Disintegrate 20 technicians.

Where Did You All Go?

Disintegrate 86 technicians.

One-Eye Army

Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.

Baker's Dozen

Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.

99 Dead Ba-Clones

Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.

Clearance Sale

Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.

Spring Cleaning

Destroy 500 objects. Woof.

Exceeds Expectations

Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)

Bitmap Mayhem

Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.