Start Garry's Mod 1000 times
Remove 5000 things
Spawn 5000 props
Burst 1000 balloons
One whole month of your life wasted
Play 20 different maps
One whole week of your life wasted
Killed 1000 Baddies
Kill 1000 friendly NPCs
Kill 1000 innocent animals
Spawn 1000 NPCs
Play on the same server as garry
Your Workshop uploads got 1000 thumbs
Your workshop uploads got 100 thumbs
Get 1000 thumbs on a single upload (then go to jail)
Open the spawnmenu 100,000 times
24 hours of your life wasted
Eat 200 balls
Spawn 2000 ragdolls
Play on the same server & map for 8 hours
Play on the same server & map for 4 hours
Play with 10 friends
Your Workshop uploads got 10 thumbs
Experience 500 Lua programming errors
Say the secret phrase
Play multiplayer at least once
Play a gamemode that isn't sandbox
Play singleplayer at least once
You have wasted a year of your life playing GMod!