Run from me run from me
Thanks for playing! We have been waiting for you.
You have my respect (Did not skip my intro)
Okay. Now it's personal.
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
It's a good song. Glad you could take the music! (Check out the artist Musithical)
Not everyone would bother to open this!
Congrats on your promotion! Do not worry about what will come of your "friends". (Unless of course, you played alone. Didn't you)
Due to unforeseen circumstances you have been forced into an early retirement of living. Sorry.
It's just an office. But not the funny one.
Now that's one way to die. Ignore the incorrect usage of 0 here.
That's all life is, kid. A numbers game.
The die has been rolled. Consider this your signing of the contract. Legal team says so.
Something aint right here (Play The Hallway Minigame)
Jill I ever stop making puns? (Prove you are 1996 Worthy)
This looks familiar. Well, at least I'm not blind. (Play The Maze Minigame)
Beating Minigames earns you puns I suppose
I made this game in 10 days cut me some slack (Play The Russian Roulette Minigame)
I thought it would make you feel better to know that the guy on the other end of the table was probably a war criminal. Or something.
Losing this minigame got you the pun this time! Pranked!
Think back to your training of inspecting items in your inventory. (Play The Puzzle Box Minigame)
I guess this was the key to winning! However, you also could not DIE! So punny of me...
Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. This game has multiplayer. I promise!
This name is about all the information we take. And even then, we don't really. Nice name tho!
Look at you, hosting a game. Your a natural leader! Management material for sure.
Chris is a cool guy. I would go back to play with his funny head too.
Probably not tbh
This chat feature is PERFECT for social distancing. Chat away you cool kids! (Profanity filter sold separately)
Welp, now your cursed to lose a health point everytime you enter the MAZE minigame!
Nice to meet you Christopher Conn, CEO of Consolation Innovations!
Nice to meet you Ropeburn, disgruntled experiment of Consolation Innovations!
Focusing is a powerful tool. It can be the path to many secrets in this world.
He did say, don't move a (finger) muscle.
You are slippery like a squid! Good job!
This reminds of a popular streaming series. (Play The Glitch Escape Minigame)
The original art style was cute. This ain't a cute game.
Good, because you can skip the board here!
You'll be dead by daylight time if you play this mode!
Now that was some cinema, don't ya think?
Aww you skipped what would have been an Oscar worthy film (intro).
If you did not do this in the Tabletop mode. Do it. Lil Sayincraft guy is epic!
Nice to meet you Emo Goose, bane of GoB and adorable duck!
Emo Goose DM says Roll a 0 or above to gain health. I guess.
Congrats on beating yet another Pocket Dimension Maze designed to be disorienting. I'm so glad you love them so much, I might just add more!
You know what? I think the hallway might have been sideways. Oops.
Wow! You sure are good at hunting your own species. Good to know. Did you have fun pretending to throw darts at least?
The name of the minigame is already a pun. I am on a roll(er)!
Every good game has a train level! Does this count? (Extra praise if you didn't read the middle part of this games name)
Hey, focusing is a big mechanic in this game isn't it. Hmm, well for this mode pretend you are throwing a dart- like a carnival game!
Is no one else questioning why this game has both Halloween and Christmas decorations? Well good. Don't.
Wow, thats alotta blood. Hopefully it wasn't Steven who drew it. (Unless you are Razer Burn, in which case Hi haha good luck!)
There will be more in the future! (Open the new Multiplayer Selection Menu)
This seems familiar. Maybe this statue should be FOCUSED on in another mode perhaps???? *wink wink*
Never a bad reason to listen to your fav Emo Punk Rock Bands! (Bad Ending)
Happy Halloween, Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year! Screw it- enjoy this massive free-roaming PVP slasher based Decemberween's Eve update! And at no extra cost!!!
Even for something this buggy, lots of help from friends- and strangers went into creating the art for this game. Check them out!
No shame in playing alone. Much like most of these geese would be in online- this games online is dead! (Hope you find what you are looking for!)
(This map is not currently reliable) - This is the original layout design by Emo Goose herself!
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