We hereby sincerely apologize.
Die.
Reach 2-1.
Defeat Big Bandit.
Reach the Nuclear Throne.
Loop as every character.
Reach 4-? As Crystal.
Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit.
Reach 2-? As Eyes.
Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant.
Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character.
Defeat the Technomancer as Steroids
Eat a Hyper Weapon as Robot.
Reach 2-1 on Hard Mode as Chicken.
Defeat Mom as Rebel.
Defeat Hyper Crystal as Horror.
Defeat Captain as Rogue.
Unlock a Crown as any character.
Reach Level Ultra as any character.
Unlock a Golden Weapon as any character.
Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.
Reach 7-3 on a Daily
Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton.
Play as Frog.
Reach 3-1.
Sit on the Nuclear Throne as headless Chicken.
Defeat Big Dog.
Defeat Lil Hunter.
Defeat the Nuclear Throne.
Defeat Throne II.
Defeat Mom.
Defeat Hyper Crystal.
Defeat the Technomancer.
Reach 3-?.
Unlock all Crowns as one character.
Unlock Hard Mode.
Loop the game.
Defeat Captain.
Get 100% of the unlocks.
Reach 6-1.
Reach 5-1.
Reach 5-?.
Loop past the Nuclear Throne.
Defeat Horror.
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