KURSEDSOULS's YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Achievements

Earned on: Jan 20th 2015, 4:02:51 am

500,000aire!

Earn $500,000 lifetime

Earned on: Jan 20th 2015, 3:39:25 am

Unicorn

Achieve the highest gamer rating

Earned on: Jan 20th 2015, 3:20:02 am

One Teat Short of an Udder

Achieve the second-highest rating

Earned on: Jan 18th 2015, 10:17:08 pm

Mouth-Breather

Achieve the third-highest rating

Earned on: Jan 18th 2015, 9:47:06 pm

100,000aire!

Earn $100,000 lifetime

Earned on: Jan 17th 2015, 12:50:17 am

Social Outcast

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 11:34:38 pm

Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 11:25:51 pm

Enscrewsiast

Screw 50 times

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 10:04:45 pm

My First Time

Screw someone for the first time

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 10:02:50 pm

Virtual Virgin

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 9:52:16 pm

Taking It from Behind

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 9:52:09 pm

Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 6:40:23 pm

Perfect Attendance

Play episodes 1-73

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Film in Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 6:10:20 pm

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 1:03:02 pm

Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 12:52:02 pm

Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Earned on: Jan 16th 2015, 12:40:38 pm

Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 10:25:10 pm

Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 10:22:57 pm

Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 10:11:53 pm

Overconsumer

Listen to all the commercials during the credits

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 9:02:39 pm

The Game's Half Empty

Play episodes 1-37

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 8:52:17 pm

The Game's Half Full

Play episodes 1-36

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 8:46:11 pm

DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 8:46:07 pm

DisorDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 8:44:21 pm

Consolation Achievement

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:42:15 pm

Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 over your average

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:34:04 pm

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:31:43 pm

It's Just More of This

Finish an episode

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:26:19 pm

DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:22:57 pm

Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Earned on: Jan 15th 2015, 2:20:59 pm

Birth Certificate

Create a contestant

Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Menage-a-Quatre

Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE

Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

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Beat a Winner

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match

Lose to a Loser

Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Always a Bridesmaid

Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games

Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

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Secret Achievement

Earned Offline

JACK Wrack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Map Dancer

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Lit Twit

Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Boob Tuber

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Incurable Hoarder

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

JACK Smack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

Super Know-va

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

B Sharp

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Math Head

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Nest Egghead

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

JACK Crack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Wizard of Balls

Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Past Perfect

Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Sci Fly

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Steaming Stockpile

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

JACK Sack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Cock of the Wok

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Hot Butter

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Animal Husband

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Overprize Load

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4