Use station management.
Get zooped back for the first time.
Run out of time whilst a job is active.
Use the wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forth!
Fence one of every trading card.
Free Kyle of his shackles.
Make first R.E.N.T.
Pet Mörk 100 times.
Make first R.E.N.T. in less than 10 minutes (of day time).
Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).
Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
Make second R.E.N.T.
Fence a trading card.
Make third R.E.N.T.
Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
Increase workshop to max size.
Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.
Have your Magpie membership revoked.
Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.
Do sufficiently bad on a job that the TowBro is called.
Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
Change Wilbur's appearance.
Open the washing machine.
Find all secrets.
Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
Fix one of every module.
But what is it for?
Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
Visit all of the VR Realms.
Complete a job for every faction.
Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.
Summon the cooler rock.
Forget to latch the candle mold.
Be killed by a fatal job.
Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.
You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?
Complete the Lawmakers ending.
Complete the Cultists ending.
Complete the Empyrean ending.
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