Made a huge mistake
Unlocked the Multiplier Freezer
In "Limocide", took out 50 pedestrians
Reached a 35x multiplier
Unlocked the Inflatiboat For Cars
Stood still for a minute of silence at The Memorial
Unlocked the Beary Nice Music Box
Purchased something from The Chrome Dome
Followed a lady into the big smoke
Viewed the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the DMV ride. Useful, isn't it?
Unlocked the Traffic Coner
Purchased some property
In "Ball Bouncers", bounced the ball at least 12 times
Unlocked the Reverser Wheel
Collected every star in a single ride
Survived the Mountain Fair Demolition Derby without exploding
Honked your horn 500 times, then honked your horn 500 more
Died 360 times
Revolved over 53,596 times
Aggressively warned a dozen pedestrians with the Traffic Coner
Purchased a pet eagle
Completed your first eSports Speedrun Challenge
Got a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team
Unlocked the Pickup Finder
In "Run Like Crazy", got 150 yards away
In "Death from Above", survived for 30 seconds
In "Farming Simulator 1977", completed your farming in under 40 seconds
In "Destruction Derby", took out 8 cars
In "The Great Hunt", found 6 regions
Collected every Cash Stash
Accomplished every Sick Jump
Discovered all of the horns
Purchased every hat and paint job
Collected every star in every ride
Purchased every property
Reached 100% completion on a mission
Reached 100% completion for the entire game
Completed an eSports Speedrun without exploding
Drove the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing
