You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
You stole a life! That's like murder.
You mean you have to use your hands?
Now what?
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
Score! You have reached 500,000.
Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
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