jonnydarkfang

No Guts, No Glory

Jumped on Hammerbot's head and lived to tell the tale

Been There, Died Like That

Got zorked in six different ways. 'attaboy!

Met at the Candy Shop

Finished Hyperactivia

Secret Achievement

Both in the Same Float

Kept both characters suspended in air at the same time for 4 seconds

Hoarding the Cola

Collected 30 bottles of Black Hola Cola in a single world

No Sucking Involved

Finished Event Horizon

Newbie Hoarder

Collected all bottles of Black Hola Cola in a single level

Bloated

Shifted for the first time

Zomegacorp Employee of the Month

Completed the game

Defied by Gravity

Completed Earth 2.0 level 10 while jumping no more than 5 times

Holy Moly!

Unlocked all Achievements

No Time to Zork Around

Completed all levels in Time Attack mode

Sugar Rush

Collected all 150 bottles of Black Hola Cola

Up to You

Completed Event Horizon Level 3 while jumping no more than 14 times

Beswitched

Completed Earth 2.0 level 10 while swapping no more than 11 times

Sucky Speed

Finished Event Horizon in record time

Speedy Bonzo

Finished Hyperactivia in record time

Malcolm at the Front

Finished Veraville in record time

Mooned in Time

Finished Earth 2.0 in record time

Crafty Velocity

Finished Sherbert in record time

A Fistful of Zorks

Finished Veraville

One Small Step for a Zork

Finished Earth 2.0

Way of the Tentacle

Finished Sherbert

Wanna Play With Me?

Invited a friend to a multiplayer match

Last Zork Standing

Defeated the giant robot boss in each world without dying

Switched at Birth

Completed Event Horizon Level 3 while swapping no more than 11 times

I'll Be Your Friend Til the End

Completed a level with a random multiplayer partner

Panic Box!

Got stuck in Level 9 on Hyperactivia and now your friends know too!