Completed Level 1
Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times
Drove 150 km per hour
Spoke perfectly
Killed every robot
Completed Story Mode Single Player
Completed Story Mode Co-Op
Got bronze or higher on every time trial
Got silver or higher on every time trial
Got gold on every time trial
Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel
Completed Level 2
Blinked 2000 times
Watched all cinematics without skipping
Found every hashtag
Completed Level 3
Dye your hair bean brown.
Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face.
Completed Level 4
Completed Level 5
Completed Level 6
Completed Level 7
Completed Level 8
Drank two cups of coffee
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