JamieHendrixRob

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items

Secret Achievement

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle

Secret Achievement

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Secret Achievement

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Secret Achievement

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items

Secret Achievement

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times

Secret Achievement

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes

Secret Achievement

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500

Secret Achievement

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

Secret Achievement