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Vidiot Savant

Get every question right in an episode

DisOrDash

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

DisorDat Destroyer

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

Smelt the Roses

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Overconsumer

Listen to all the commercials during the credits

It's Just More of This

Finish an episode

Button Banger

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

DisOrDat Participation Award

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

Birth Certificate

Create a contestant

Mouth-Breather

Achieve the third-highest rating

100,000aire!

Earn $100,000 lifetime

500,000aire!

Earn $500,000 lifetime

The Regis

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

Jack Attack Dog

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Taking It from Behind

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Back Taxes

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Menage-a-Quatre

Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE

My First Time

Screw someone for the first time

Virtual Virgin

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Enscrewsiast

Screw 50 times

The Game's Half Full

Play episodes 1-36

The Game's Half Empty

Play episodes 1-37

Perfect Attendance

Play episodes 1-73

Slack Attack

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

Beat a Winner

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match

Lose to a Loser

Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Always a Bridesmaid

Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games

Social Outcast

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Turncoat

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Consolation Achievement

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Genius for a Day

Score at least $30,000 over your average

Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Beast Master

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Secret Achievement

JACK Wrack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Map Dancer

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Lit Twit

Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Boob Tuber

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Incurable Hoarder

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

JACK Smack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

Super Know-va

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

B Sharp

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Math Head

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Film in Your Brain

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Nest Egghead

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

JACK Crack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Wizard of Balls

Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Past Perfect

Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Sci Fly

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Steaming Stockpile

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

JACK Sack

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Cock of the Wok

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Hot Butter

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Animal Husband

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Phatty

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Overprize Load

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

Living in the Past

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unicorn

Achieve the highest gamer rating

One Teat Short of an Udder

Achieve the second-highest rating