Not Quite Dead

Reached level 5

I Totes Planned That Boss

Slew Mister Boney Pants Guy

Challenge Accepted

Completed level 1 of all challenges with a single character

Cute Loot

Killed a Chubby

Token Gesture

Redeemed 25 tokens

Unseen Predator

Remained in Zero's Deception mode for ten seconds straight

Well That Was Easy

How Do I Look?

Unlocked 10 customization items

Friendship Rules

Revived someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list

Better Than Money

Purchased 5 items from the black market

Did It All

Completed all side missions

Yaaaaaay

Introduced thyself to the White Knight

Shorty, You So Best

Completed thy quest by rescuing yonder queen

Girl's Gotta Eat

Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters

It's Like That One Video

Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all

They Was All "Hey That's Mine"

Unsheathed 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area

Dang Girl You Ace At This Game

Won the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple

Hmmmmm

Wielded the Mysterious Amulet

Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides

Make it Raaaaaid

Vanquished the Ancient Dragons of Destruction

Best Friends Forever

Killed 100 enemies with Deathtrap

Conductor of the Poop Train

Killed 100 enemies while using Buzzaxe Rampage

Better Than You Were

Reached level 10

Let There Be Loot

Used the Lootapult to cause a Lootsplosion

Always Improving

Reached level 25

Capped Out...For Now

Reached level 35

Decked Out

Had Purple-rated gear or better equipped in every slot

Sabre Rattler

Killed 100 enemies with the Sabre turret

Phased and Confused

Phaselocked 100 enemies

So Much Blood!

Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds