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License to Drive

Pass your abandoned minecart driving test

Ghost Rider

Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end

Formula Ugh

Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts

High Flyer

Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle

You'll Float, Too

Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain

Skull Finder

Collect all crow skulls in the fields

Skull Hobbyist

Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines

Skull Collector

Collect all crow skulls in the swamp

Skull Aficionado

Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown

Skull Fanatic

Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard

Skull Obsessive

Collect all crow skulls in the North

Curse of the Scarecrow

Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows

Ghostbuster

Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines

Cruel Tea

Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner

The Bigger They Are...

Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)

Hunger Killer

Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)

Boogie-Man Wonderland

Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

Brand New Body

Finish the tutorial

Prying Eyes

Pick up a crow skull

Skull Breaker

Send a monster back to the grave

The Baddest Bad Guy

Crash Boo-ndicoot

Smash all the crates in the fields

Bomberman

Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses

De-Composer

Make some magic mushroom music!

Whack-a-Mole

Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)

Ain't no rest for the wicked

Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard

The Worst Achievement Possible

Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List

Official Groupie

Give in to your inner completionist

Disk Jockey

Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.

Full Closet

Fill out your wardrobe

You've Got A Problem, Man

Collect every single crow skull in the world

Fashion Victim

Buy a new outfit!

Shovel Face

Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel