I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Hold your own concert
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Run Wild With The Podracer
Complete Test Chambers
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Lick the Hanging Glider
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Find all collectibles on level 2
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Survive 10 days