FSDemoniac

Carpoolin'

Completed Level 4

Bad Everything Day

Completed Level 3

Secret Achievement

To Hell With Hell

Completed Level 2

Feces Happen

Completed Level 1

Take My Breath Away

Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times

Slow Down Dude!

Drove 150 km per hour

Wordsmith

Spoke perfectly

Robocorpse

Killed every robot

Good Job, Sam!

Completed Story Mode Single Player

Good Job, Sams!

Completed Story Mode Co-Op

Bronze Before Brains

Got bronze or higher on every time trial

Silver Spoon In His Mouth

Got silver or higher on every time trial

Golden Furniture

Got gold on every time trial

HOLY FECES!

Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Blink 2000 Times For Yes

Blinked 2000 times

Character-Driven Story

Watched all cinematics without skipping

#Hashtag

Found every hashtag

For The Scene

Dye your hair bean brown.

Party in front, business in the back

Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face.

Ok Papa

Completed Level 5

All In A Day's Work

Completed Level 6

No Child Left Behind

Completed Level 7

No Refunds!

Completed Level 8

Treat Yourself Twice A Day

Drank two cups of coffee