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Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Click on door 430 five times.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Quit the game and then start it again.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
This is an achievement.
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
It is impossible to get this achievement.
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