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THANKS FOR PLAYING

DIE

THAT WASN'T SO HARD

REACH LEVEL 2

HEY I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT

REACH LEVEL 5

ALMOST THERE

REACH LEVEL 8

WORK IT

BEAT TURRET BOSS WHILE WEARING HIGH HEELS

WINNER!

BEAT THE GAME

SELF MADE WINNER

BEAT THE GAME, MAKE NO WITHDRAWS

SPEEDRUNNER

BEAT THE GAME IN UNDER 25 MINS

STAY AND LISTEN

FIND BOOMBOX

HUSTLE

SELL A HEAVY ORE

WHAT THE X

CUT IT OUT

USE RITUAL BLADE 10 TIMES IN A RUN

LOOK AT ALL THOSE HEARTS

REACH MAX HEALTH

SO MUCH MONEY

$10,000 IN THE BANK ACCOUNT

DON'T BRING A SNAKE TO A KNIFE FIGHT

KILL A SNAKE WITH A KNIFE

ALL THE THINGS

UPGRADE EVERYTHING

FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY

GET BACK AT LEAST $200 WITH LAST WILL OR LIFE INSURANCE