Completed the game.
Find the ruby by unlocking the really nice sound.
Made the receptionist quit.
Pressed the Button of Misfortune far too many times.
A perfect memory! Or you cheated.
Find the musical ruby.
Find the ruby by following your father.
Found out that doors close for a reason.
Did absolutely nothing.
How can one live without a reflection?
Wander off during the flashback.
Got your first achievement.
Started the game.
Got a 1000 from the 1-10 button.
Found all 10 rubies. You're the GOAT.
Completed the DLC.
Escaped the horrors of the hallway.
Now that's a compliment.
Turned up emotional sensitivity to 100.
Prevailed over the GRAND FINALE.
Achieved a perfect score on the IQ test.
Yes, I do.
Found the meaning of life.
You don't play by the rules.
Conquered level 1 of Dr. Chair's game.
Defeated level 2 of Dr. Chair's game.
Crushed level 3 of Dr. Chair's game.
Annihilated level 4 of Dr. Chair's game.
Bested level 5 of Dr. Chair's game.
Outsmarted level 6 of Dr. Chair's game.
Find the ruby using the sick car.
Find the ruby by counting beyond the geese.
Find the ruby atop the lighthouse.
Find the ruby within Dr. Chair's game.
Find the ruby by entering the perfect numbers.
Find the artful ruby.
Find the ruby beyond the stairs.
Found the teleporter’s blind spot.
Wow.
34957
11394
27
100