Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Move to the left.
Move to the right.
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Submit your monthly physical report.
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Swallow every worm.
Save yourself for that special orgy.